You managed to get some sad lump of humanity to eat your shit pizza!
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Online stock photography collections offer graphic designers an affordable selection of royalty-free images that suit nearly any project (read: billboards for questionable legal advice or bus bench ads for even more questionable medical products).
However, with great selection comes the great possibility of finding truly mind boggling and inappropriate images — images that make you wonder not only what in christ’s name compelled them to take that picture but also what in christ’s name someone would use it for.
Capital One has this thing where you can design your own credit card. Naturally, I chose a close-up picture of meat. I guess since it’s not copyrighted, sexually inappropriate, have religious imagery, feature the olympics, or have a candid Glamour Shot® of Adolph Eichmann, it got approved. So, in 7-10 business days, I should be able to buy all the aquariums and lava lamps my credit limit can bear. Now I just have to wait for my name change to Lee Marcel Cardholder to go through.