Online stock photography collections offer graphic designers an affordable selection of royalty-free images that suit nearly any project (read: billboards for questionable legal advice or bus bench ads for even more questionable medical products).
However, with great selection comes the great possibility of finding truly mind boggling and inappropriate images — images that make you wonder not only what in christ’s name compelled them to take that picture but also what in christ’s name someone would use it for.
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This is one of the best pictures of Sarah “Gotcha” Palin ever.
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Howard Hughes was a reclusive billionaire who lived unseen for decades by nearly every person who knew or worked for him. He also lived in his own filth while simultaneously issuing insane rambling edicts about hygiene to his mormon staff. Plus he banged more women than Wilt Chamberlain. So there’s three reasons he was awesome. Haven’t you always wished you could be just like him — shrouded in secrecy while waging a never ending furtive war on germs, public perception, and sanity? Well, now you can, except for the whole banging more women than Wilt Chamberlain, because, you know, you’re not a billionaire.
Because of his hermit-like existence, it’s actually surprisingly affordable to affect one of the richest men in history. You’ll find, once you get past the stares, odor, and total lack of sunlight, that the lifestyles of the rich and famous are, firstly, not only reserved for the rich and famous, and, secondly, truly are the only way to live. Just follow this handy guide, and you’ll be on your way to the abyss faster than you can say, “Freemasons run the country.”
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Published on
May 14, 2010 in
TV.
…or does this guy look like Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds?
Capital One has this thing where you can design your own credit card. Naturally, I chose a close-up picture of meat. I guess since it’s not copyrighted, sexually inappropriate, have religious imagery, feature the olympics, or have a candid Glamour Shot® of Adolph Eichmann, it got approved. So, in 7-10 business days, I should be able to buy all the aquariums and lava lamps my credit limit can bear. Now I just have to wait for my name change to Lee Marcel Cardholder to go through.
pu•sil•lan•i•mous
definition:
showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.
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pes•ti•len•tial
definition:
- harmful or destructive to crops or livestock
- dated of, relating to, or tending to cause infectious diseases
- annoying (informal)
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Online stock photography collections offer graphic designers an affordable selection of royalty-free images that suit nearly any project (read: billboards for questionable legal advice or bus bench ads for even more questionable medical products).
