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Congratufuckinlations Domino’s®!

You managed to get some sad lump of humanity to eat your shit pizza!

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WTF Stock Photography

Nude Seniors. You can't unsee it.Online stock photography collections offer graphic designers an affordable selection of royalty-free images that suit nearly any project (read: billboards for questionable legal advice or bus bench ads for even more questionable medical products).

However, with great selection comes the great possibility of finding truly mind boggling and inappropriate images — images that make you wonder not only what in christ’s name compelled them to take that picture but also what in christ’s name someone would use it for.

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Sarah Palin: The Palinator

Sarah Palin's dumb is golden.

This is one of the best pictures of Sarah “Gotcha” Palin ever.

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Sign of the Apocalypse #00001: The Decline and Fall of Language

I guess Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently, Destiny's Child didn't break up soon enough.

Apparently bootylicious is now part of the broken down, idiotic patois we once referred to as the English Language. I wish I could be around 1,000 years from now when those robot aliens who that let that pothead cyborg Haley Joel Osment spend one more day with his yuppie pretend mommy (that wasp bitch) come back to Earth to try to learn about our civilization and find shit like this. I still wish I was bootylicious, though.