God I Love Me » Notes to Self http://www.godiloveme.com THE BLOG ABOUT MY ONE TRUE LOVE: ME! Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:41:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Note to Self, Re: Zombieland http://www.godiloveme.com/2009/10/06/note-to-self-re-zombieland/ http://www.godiloveme.com/2009/10/06/note-to-self-re-zombieland/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:15:08 +0000 Me! http://godiloveme.com/?p=1017 It's like Freaky Friday but with pale, malnourished nerds.

It's like Freaky Friday but with nerdy virgins.

If I write a movie and I really want Michael Cera to be the star, and it turns out that Michael Cera can’t do it because he’s busy making sure the Arrested Development movie doesn’t happen, I should re-write the character.

After that, I should go to Home Depot, buy a length of heavy-duty rope, drive back home, murder my pets, record an unintelligible suicide tape, and hang myself for ever coming up with the idea.

 

 

 

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