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It’s called a Pershing. Some douchebags call it a Persian but they’re jag-offs. It’s literally the best food ever made.
If these were around back in the day, Jesus would have been all, “Fuck a bunch of eating me, let’s just have these instead because they are literally better than the flesh of god.” Of course they weren’t around back in the day and that’s why you have to choke down those stale snack crackers at communion. So have fun sucking down those expired pringles, suckers. I hope you choke to death on them.
Here’s a link for some more history if you want to be further depressed.
And one last picture, so you can gaze upon it’s confectionary glory and kill yourself
This is going to be the bestest blog in the world. For serious you guys.
So stick around, and keep checking back, because I’m totally going to be keeping you up to date with all the latest on cinema, cuisine, wine, art, & culture — and what my deep, insightful views are on said topics.
I know, that through my wit and this blog, you and I will become:
Ciao for now!