THE BLOG ABOUT MY ONE TRUE LOVE: ME!
Capital One has this thing where you can design your own credit card. Naturally, I chose a close-up picture of meat. I guess since it’s not copyrighted, sexually inappropriate, have religious imagery, feature the olympics, or have a candid Glamour Shot® of Adolph Eichmann, it got approved. So, in 7-10 business days, I should be able to buy all the aquariums and lava lamps my credit limit can bear. Now I just have to wait for my name change to Lee Marcel Cardholder to go through.
I recently installed Google Analytics on my blog and one of its features is the ability to find out what search terms people used on Google to find your site. What a wonderful world we live in where the Number 2 most frequently searched phrase that gets people to my blog is “animated humping”
Continue reading ‘A gallery of animated things humping other things.’
Update: I’ve added some more hawt as ballz animated humping in this post. Enjoy!
Finally got my blog back up and running. My hosting company was giving me one of these:
