Sarah Palin: The Palinator

This is one of the best pictures of Sarah “Gotcha” Palin ever.

Fiendish Mr. Han

I don’t know if it’s the red white and blue wind chime (those are wind chimes right?) earrings or the frilly mandarin collar à la Han in Enter the Dragon or the way she tries to pass off safety glasses as actual spectacles. It could also be the “Stepford Wives my life is a total sham and I’m a hateful vacuous shell of  a human and I’m just realizing that and, oh hey, what’s that off in the distance?” expression on her snare drum of a face.

I think maybe the biggest draw for me is the bedazzled “Alaska” pin that she had to have gotten at some flea market in whatever circle in hell people like her have to visit to renegotiate their contract with Satan for another 15 minutes. Now, I want her to run for president, and now I want her to win, but only under the condition that she wear that stupid fucking pin every single fucking day. Maybe Satan could hook something like that up.

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