Monthly Archive for March, 2009

I like Road House. I know you do too. You like it in that overtly ironic, “it’s so bad, it’s laughably good” kind of way. As a conniseur of film, and again, I stress the word film, I like  Road House on a much more cerebral, humanistic level. You have to understand, Patrick “the Swayz” Swayze isn’t just a tough-as-nails cooler hardened by a lifetime of barroom brawls. He’s also a deep thinking student of philosophy, with the discipline to maintain his perfectly toned and perpetually oiled body through a rigorous diet of black coffee, Marlboro Reds, and Tai-Chi.
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