Monthly Archive for December, 2008

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Joe the Plumber has a really shitty agent, y’all.

It’s hard for me to believe that someone, somewhere thought this was a really good idea. I will say that the subject matter and production quality is ironically fitting.

This is my current Desktop.

Powerful Like a Gorilla

It’s good to see Tom Selleck is still getting work.

I’m just foolies. Outside of the mustache this guy doesn’t even look like ol’ Magnum. This is just my clever way to segue to the dopey HBO Miniseries House of Saddam. It’s like Dallas in Iraq or Dynasty in the desert or Bonanza in Mesopotamia or some other crummy prime time soap opera in some other crummy Middle East region. 

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Happy Pearl Harbor Day, y’all!

Strong jaws, dirty clothes, and hair styles form the early 2000s. If that isn't 1940s America, I don't know what its.

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CNN, You Shameless Old Sleaze Merchant


Unsolved brutal murder, underwear fetish, and Nancy Grace — What more do you need?